The Story of the Hearts Monster By: raz789 and WEAPON done on Skype

WEAPON
7:23 PM
.................just then
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WEAPON hears a whisper lurking in the dark shadows of the world that is skype
7:23 PM
raz789
7:23 PM
LOL
WEAPON
7:23 PM
..............its faint but i hear something
raz789
7:23 PM
This is funny
WEAPON
7:24 PM
............................."shoes"...........the creature chokes out into the darkness
raz789
7:25 PM
LOL
7:25 PM

LMAO
WEAPON
7:25 PM
................."i like them............................may i touch them" raz789 starts to shudder, as the creature (hidden behind a deck of cards, dressed as the mad hatter) sticks a fat blubbery hand towards raz
raz789
7:25 PM
AHHH
WEAPON
7:25 PM
EEEEEK!!!! "back you gilotonus blob! hands off my shoes!"
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raz789 runs away with a phone with a girls number on it
7:25 PM
WEAPON
7:25 PM
LMFAO!!!!
7:27 PM

the creature lunges after him and grabs him! "i dont want your shoes, i want the girl's shoes that you like..........oh what i would do to those shoessssssss" -the creature hisses! "MY NAME hiss IS THE PRO OF HEARTSSSSSSSSSSS, AND I LIKE TO RUB MY PENIS UP AGAINST THE SOLES OF GIRLS SHOES hiss!"
7:27 PM

just then!
7:27 PM

nasty and dark arrive!
raz789
7:27 PM
LOL
7:27 PM

Tghis is awesome
WEAPON
7:27 PM
"blah blah blah IM A BITCH blah blah blah" - says nasty
raz789
7:27 PM
LOL
WEAPON
7:27 PM
"yes you are a bitch" - says dark
7:28 PM

"WEVE GOTTA KILL THIS GROTESQUE MONSTROUS PRO OF HEARTS DARK"
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raz789 takes out links master sword and give dark some network crap to fix
7:28 PM
WEAPON
7:28 PM
lmfao!!!!
raz789
7:28 PM
"Dark you fix that while I take him out"
WEAPON
7:28 PM
"i cant! im busy with network crap! raz you must help nasty kill the hearty moster!"
7:28 PM

LOL
raz789
7:28 PM
LOL
WEAPON
7:28 PM
finish it raz!
raz789
7:29 PM
This is awesome
Edited 7/11/09 7:29 PM - raz789

raz789 throws weapon an mp40
WEAPON
7:29 PM
LETS TAKE THIS BITCH OUT!
raz789
7:30 PM
Just then hearts throws his deck cards at our heroes-Narrator
WEAPON
7:30 PM
RAZ, WEAPON, AND NASTY UNLEASH HELL ON THE FUGLY HEARTS MONSTER, WHICH STARTS TO GUSH BLOOD AND duck AND ASS EVERYWHERE! AS IT DROPS TO THE GROUND WITH THE GIRLS SHOES
7:30 PM

LMFAO RAZ!
7:30 PM

I SHOULD HAVE ADDED THAT LOL
7:30 PM

oh god this is great lol
7:30 PM

hearts will not be happy
7:30 PM

raz789 as optimus prime
7:30 PM

"I RISE AND YOU FALL"
raz789
7:31 PM
LOL
WEAPON
7:31 PM
raz have you seen that movie?
7:31 PM

it was badass lol
raz789
7:31 PM
The new one?
WEAPON
7:31 PM
yeah
raz789
7:31 PM
I seen the first one
WEAPON
7:31 PM
the hearts monster utters its last word.......
raz789
7:31 PM
"Transfrom and rollout" says raz
7:32 PM

But then our hereos stop
WEAPON
7:32 PM
".......sh........sho...................................shoes......hiss..........." it then curls up in the fetal position with its mouth around its own yellow tailed hawk
raz789
7:32 PM
To listen
WEAPON
7:32 PM
and dies lol
raz789
7:32 PM
lol
7:32 PM

"Then our hereos drive off into the sunset
WEAPON
7:32 PM
BRAVI BRAVI BRAVISSIMI!!!!
raz789
7:32 PM
not realising that they are driving into the sun
WEAPON
7:32 PM
LMFAO!
7:32 PM

SHITTTTTT!!!!
raz789
7:33 PM
and they all end up dead because of skin cancer"
7:33 PM

And thats the end of our story - Granpa
7:33 PM

Okay kids
WEAPON
7:33 PM
ROFLMFAO!
raz789
7:33 PM
Go to sleep
7:33 PM

But grandpa
WEAPON
7:33 PM
is the hearts monster really dead grandpa?!
raz789
7:33 PM
What if that evil hearts is in our closet to rape us
WEAPON
7:34 PM
HA HA HA!
raz789
7:34 PM
Dont worry kids
7:34 PM

I have that very master sword...
7:34 PM

But granpa
7:34 PM

"But grandpa disappeared, nowhere to be seen again, all that was left was a single ace of hearts card" Narrator
7:34 PM

THE END
7:35 PM

*Credits roll by too fast to see*
WEAPON
7:35 PM
LMFAO!
7:35 PM

RAZ THAT WAS BADASS!!!!
raz789
7:35 PM
lol
7:35 PM

Awesome story

i will never get those few minutes back. i feel ripped off

LOL, well, we tried, we did have limited amounts of money to work with and ill admit the script was poorly written

wow... interesting....

you guys are beyond retarded. if I werent over 300 miles away from you weapon, I would find you and smack you upside the head for that.

nasty your just lucky you were a good guy, i guess we could have killed off your bitch ass too, "so shut the fuuck up and let me do my job!"

actually i think they stole that from a tale of two cities...

haha that is actually exactly how i pictured hearts being :O

thats a very long and strange story

you should make more

I think everybody in this clan is funny as hell..... or maybe retarded. I'm not sure, but I know I laugh my ass off at most of the threads